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#13,881
11-02-2021, 08:55 PM
Maybe she's telling the truth  Monto
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#13,882
11-02-2021, 09:10 PM
(11-02-2021, 08:49 PM)Terry Wrote: Dingied that burd cos i don't fancy her and ended up talking to her for about an hour tonight. Monty Ha
She's telling me she applied to work at MI6 but only got denied because she's bilingual and not trilingual...

Tell her you're cunnilingual
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#13,883
11-02-2021, 09:14 PM
(11-02-2021, 08:53 PM)Herzog Wrote: My nephew got 7 straight A's and was fluent in 3 languages at 16 and applied for a laugh. They sent a letter back recommending him to re-apply when he was 18  jjay

What does he speak?
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#13,884
11-02-2021, 09:42 PM
(11-02-2021, 09:14 PM)Sarkozy Wrote: What does he speak?

Italian, Spanish (i know) and German. German Influence in the family.

Since then, he is very well spoken in Urdu. Strange one. Said it was more of a curiousity  Monty Umm

Works as an actuary now...

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#13,885
11-02-2021, 09:56 PM
I've just sent this lassie her favourite pizza, and she cannae believe it. 
Beat that, lads.
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#13,886
11-02-2021, 10:01 PM
No even ordered my own yet, fucks wrong with me.
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#13,887
11-02-2021, 10:04 PM
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#13,888
11-02-2021, 10:06 PM
MI6 tapped me up at uni, and I only speak english and german.

The lassie is a liar, Terry. You're best off out of it.
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#13,889
11-02-2021, 10:10 PM
Women = problems, to be fair. 
She asked me to go through to hers but she stays in dunfermline and quite frankly, i can't be arsed. 
it's nice to be nice though. Hope she enjoys her pizza.
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#13,890
11-02-2021, 10:18 PM
What flavour?
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#13,891
11-02-2021, 10:33 PM
Mushroom Ham and Jalapenos  Monty Ha


She'll like me more after i called it cooncil ham.  Warnock
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#13,892
11-02-2021, 10:43 PM
(11-02-2021, 09:42 PM)Herzog Wrote: Italian, Spanish (i know) and German. German Influence in the family.

Since then, he is very well spoken in Urdu. Strange one. Said it was more of a curiousity  Monty Umm

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Warnock

That's decent. From what I hear they're not really interested in European languages these days, but you'd think Urdu would give him a great shot if he still fancied it.

Doubt the civil service are matching actuary wages mind you Monty Oh You
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#13,893
11-02-2021, 10:44 PM
Sending pizzas to lassies you don't even fancy Warnock Tel just can't get enough of takeaways
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#13,894
11-02-2021, 10:46 PM
Just sharing the love mate.
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#13,895
11-02-2021, 10:49 PM
Quick tip for you Tel - when she sent you her address, it wasn't a pizza she wanted fired round. Pinilla
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#13,896
11-02-2021, 10:51 PM
Aye, as i said, Dunfermline.
Tell ye what though, the takeaways are a lot cheaper there, same as the burds.
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11-02-2021, 11:06 PM
Bingo bango

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11-02-2021, 11:08 PM
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11-02-2021, 11:28 PM
Your shites must be terrible like
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#13,900
11-02-2021, 11:36 PM
They're no bad like, you should try one.
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