Talk Hearts Daily News Thread

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May as well have a thread for random news items that don't warrant their own thread. 

http://m.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news...-1-3826764

Hopefully one of you cretins on your commute home

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Stv saying he was impaled through the head

^^ not sure laugh smiley appropriate,

[Walter Sobchak]

A mate of mine knows a girl who got impaled on a fence at princes st gardens trying to jump in while steaming. Apparently she landed on them in a rather unfortunate manner.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

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Have a well deserved possy for that obvious yet excellent reference  

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Have a well deserved possy for that obvious yet excellent reference  

So obvious but so necessary

Watch Scott doesn't see that post btw (see my rep for why, just noticed it a minute ago)

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[Karl Urbenoit]

[pondlife]

In second year, a boy in our class impaled himself through his calf while climbing over a church fence. Regularly drinks in the Tickled Trout; almost ironic.

Every week at sevens, at Gracemount I feared the worst as those who couldnae resist a volley tackled the m#ngs home fence. Almost couldn't watch, but strangely did.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

You seemed genuinely upset. Or at least, I certainly hoped so.

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Scott's neggy -

[The Great Chilavert]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/pri...81185.html

[Sterling Archer]

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-....131554290

[Chrambo]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/dei...-206669190

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Holy shit

Deirdre has issues to be making that kind of shit up

[Walter Sobchak]

http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/11/girl-is-ba...o=facebook

[The Great Chilavert]

Quite right too.

[Widespread Gang Violence]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-33497318

That's both of the people in that crashed car now dead. Imagine being the person who took the 101 call but didn't do anything about it.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Willie Rennie has been slaughtering Police Scotland ever since the merger, and rightly so. It's been a complete shambles.

I take it that there were people in the car was impossible to see from the road? I don't know that I would call a non-emergency number for a car accident in any case It's unbelievable that the details never got entered - how is that even possible. If you're working in the control room, you have one job to do? How do you take a call and not do it?

[Zizou]

Heads have got to roll for that. Shocking.

Hopeless outfit more concerned with stupid things like fans drinking in a park before a game.