Talk Hearts Daily News Thread

[Hank Scorpio]

Worst brag ever if it had been tbf - "I'm such a stud, I once spoke to a woman nearly a year ago"

This is TalkHearts, though

[Imaq]

How did you do it Begbie?

[CritchSmile]

Is this BBC Producer the only dame Begbie has taken out for a drink? She seems to be his reference point for anything female related.

[King WillDred of Orange]

Name change for Scott to "The Leith Lothario" please mods

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Is this BBC Producer the only dame Begbie has taken out for a drink? She seems to be his reference point for anything female related.

^^^ John Wilmot, 3rd Earl of Rochester ^^^

Think I've mentioned her once before, nearly a year ago

^^^ :foreveralonewoods: ^^^

[Dexter]

There are no words...

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-n...an-tattoos

[Hank Scorpio]

'It took 14 hours! I fainted three times.'

[Konnichiwa You Cunt]

The Poppy

[PHOODLE-OUt]

'It took 14 hours! I fainted three times.'

Aceysatisfyingawoman.txt

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Aceysatisfyingawoman.txt

You make it sound dangerously like you're complimenting his prowess here

[PHOODLE-OUt]

You make it sound dangerously like you're complimenting his prowess here

To be clear - it took him 14 hours of frivolous, sweaty wriggling to finish her off. It was he who fainted three times, the weed.

[Widespread Gang Violence]

I preferred Begbie's interpretation.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

I preferred Begbie's interpretation.

So would she

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Acey fronting the new 20mph roll out in edinburgh today 

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Acey fronting the new 20mph roll out in edinburgh today 

Would speed up to knock that wee weed down. And the mascot for the campaign too

[Zizou]

Wee jay getting work outside of Celtic

[PHOODLE-OUt]

[Widespread Gang Violence]

[Grooto Toure]

I think that might be one of my favourite gifs!

[Chrambo]

Burger King making a return to Princes St